[Long] A story of how two wooden planks became best friends

Once upon a time, there were 2 wooden planks. The first one was named Chad, the second was named Carter. Chad hated Carter, and Carter hated Chad even more! One day, Chad was in a bar, drinking a tequila. Carter, drunk, came over to Chad and punched him as hard as a wooden plank could. Chad got angry and retaliated, kicking Carter in the face. They got into a bloody and violent bar fight. They both got arrested. They were sentenced to 8 months in jail, and a hefty fine for damages done to the bar. While in jail, Carter and Chad found that they had many similarities, and soon became best friends in jail. When they got out, they decided to start a business together.
3 years later, Chad and Carter's Hardware store was very successful and they were making tons of money. But, one day, they realized that one of their suppliers had stopped shipping them products! And this wasn't even the first time that they have done this! The 2 wooden planks got very angry, and decided to go give the owner of the factory a piece of their mind. They went over to the factory, which was called, "Plank and Nail Industries." Chad thought that this name was a bit creepy. They entered the factory, and saw a quite normal looking lobby, with a quite normal looking wooden plank at the counter. "Hey", Chad said. "We would like to speak with your piece of trash manager." The clerk gave them a weird look, but picked up his phone nonetheless and called him. "Please wait 5 minutes while he comes down," he said. So they waited. The owner didn't come. "Where is he?" Carter said. "He is a very busy man," the clerk replied. They waited half an hour. Then 2 hours. Eventually even the clerk seemed very confused. 4 hours later, an angry Chad shouted, "Where is he!?" The clerk replied "I am really not sure. Please just wait a few more minutes." Chad sighed, and then looked to Carter. "How are you feeling?" Carter smacked his lips and said,

"I'm board"