Lone Ranger Find Tonto

laying on trail, ear to ground.

"Tonto! What you doing down there?"

"Red stage coach, 4 horses pulling, 3 brown, one black. Two men on top driving, one gray beard, other black. People inside laugh."

"Tonto! How can you tell all that by listening to ground?"

"No Kimosabe. They run over me 10 minutes ago."

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