Logic and the Weed Whacker

A man has a dead end job. He wants to get more money, so he figures he should go back to college. He tells his friend at a bar this one night, and his friend says, "Definitely! Just head tomorrow to the University, and the Dean should be able to hook you up with something." So the man does just that, and goes to the Dean of the University the next day. He tells the Dean his reason to head back to college, and the Dean politely says, "Absolutely. I could set you up with your 4 basic classes right now: English, Science, Math, and Logic."

The man is puzzled at the last one; "Logic? What's that?" "Let me ask you a typical question," the Dean says. "Do you own a weed whacker?" The man is confused, but responds "Yeah, I've got a weed whacker." "So, Logic tells me if you've got a weed whacker, you've got a lawn." The Dean says. "Yeah, I've got a lawn," the man responds. "If you've got a lawn, Logic says you've got a house." "Yeah, I've got a house." "If you've got a house, you most likely have a family." "Yeah, I've got family," the man says, beginning to understand this. "If you've got family, you've probably got kids," the Dean says. "I've got kids," the man says. "So if you've got kids, you've got a wife." "Yeah, I've got a wife." "So if you've got a wife, you're not gay," the Dean concludes. The man, semi-annoyed now, says, "Yes, I'm not a homosexual." "See, that's Logic." The Dean says.

The man goes back to the bar that night to see his friend, and tells him that he's back in college. "That's great man!" his friend says. "What classes are you taking?" "Oh, you know," the man says, "Just Math, Science, English, and Logic." The man's friend looks at him funny. "Logic? What's that?" "Here, I'll give you an example question," the man says to his friend. "Do you own a weed whacker?" "No." "Faggot."