Loft

One day there were 3 amateurs and a pro playing golf. They went up to the
first tee, and the pro went first. He hit it right on the green, 300 yards away.
Then one of the amateurs went up to the tee and it sliced to the right. He asked
the pro, "What causes that?"


"Loft," he replied. Then the next amateur went up and sliced it to the left.
He asked, "what causes that?" and the pro answered, "loft."


Then the last amateur went up and hit the ball, and it only went 100 yards
cause it was rolling on the ground. And he also asked, "what causes that?" and
the pro said, "loft."


One of the amateurs said, "we all hit three different shots, and you said it
was loft -- what does loft mean?"


And the pro replied, "lack of f****** talent!"