Locked Volkswagens


Two Volkswagens had their bumpers locked and the drivers were unsuccessfully trying to disengage them when a little old lady wino shuffled onto the scene.'Tell you what to do, boys,' she cackled, 'Throw a bucket of water on 'em!'

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