A local hospital reports a man sitting bedside by his comatose wife, reading or praying for her return, gets his wish when he "accidentally" stimulates her breast as he leaned in to kiss her goodnight. She "moaned" he said to the Dr. on duty immediately after it happened. The Dr., inspired by such a moment, tells the man to go back in there, close the door and try oral stimulation. The man quickly agrees and is alone with her for 3 minutes before he kicks the door open and yells.. "Doc doc! I think she's dead!" The Dr. runs in and asks "What happened?". Man says... "I think she choked to death!"
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