With his arm around a girl, after a long night of chatting and drinking, and as they're walking back to her house, they take a detour over a big hill and decide to have a little fun on the hill top since it's so secluded.
After all is said and done, the man immediately passes out. She tries to wake him over and over but to no luck. Eventually she decides to go on, but first pulls out a ribbon from her hair and ties it around his willy, and says "here's a little something for him to remember me by when he wakes up.", and she continues on home.
Some time later, he wakes up and notices the blue ribbon that the girl had left behind, not remembering much from the night before, he chuckles and says to himself "Well little guy, I don't know what games we played last night, but it seems we've won first prize!"
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