Llega un borrachito a su casa, golpea la puerta y le grita a su mujer, "�Mi Amor! �Prep�rate para tres polvos!"
La esposa sale por la ventana y le responde:
"Mi vida, veo que vienes caliente."
Y el borrachito le responde:
"�No, es que vengo con dos amigos!"
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