and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Timmy to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Timmy didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Timmy, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Timmy thinks thats neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Timmy's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Timmy runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommys dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommys dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys balloons and shes screaming, "Oh God, Im coming!"
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