So a cocaine addict finds a lamp, rubs it and out pops a Genie
"So seeing as you have released me, you have 3 and only 3 wishes. What is you first wish?"
"I would like a big, fat line of the best coke in the world, and make sure you get yourself one too"
Sure enough two lines of coke appear and they both snort them up.
"Okay," said the Genie, feeling buzzed,"what is your second wish going to be?"
"I'll have another line of coke please, and make sure you get yourself one too."
Surprised the Genie said "Very well, but you do remember you only get 3 wishes right?" and clicks his fingers and the next two lines appear and they snort them up.
Now feeling well and truly buzzed the Genie says - "And what is your thirds wish?"
"Another big fat line for both of us please!" replied the coke head
"So be it!" said the Genie, who clicked his fingers again and two more lines appeared, and they both snorted them with vigour.
After a few minutes the Genie turns to the coke addict and says "ah so, wishes, ah, you had one more didn't you?"
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