When all of a sudden his mom comes up to him and says "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to the bedroom immediately." Although suspicious, he agrees.
Later, when his dad comes home, little Timmy goes "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to her room!" The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Curious, little Timmy follows his father upstairs stealthily. When his father goes in and locks the door, Timmy looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad. She then says "John, I want a baby." 9 months later, little Timmy has a baby sister.
Little Timmy is shocked by this, so one day, little Timmy goes to his mom and says "Mommy! Mommy! When dad comes home, tell him to go to my room immediately!" She's surprised, but says yes anyway.
Later, when his father comes home, his mom says "John, Tim wants you to go to his room." John then goes to little Timmy's room, where he sees him naked. Little Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says "Daddy, I want a bike."
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