Little Jonnys dad was driving him to school one day when they passed a construction site. Jonny asked his dad if they could check it out after school. His dad figured it would be good for the boy to see people hard at work so he agreed.
After school, they went and talked to the foreman and arranged a walkaround, the foreman explaining the operations and all the workers roles. After a while Jonny and his dad went home for dinner.
Playing with his tonka trucks later while his mom was in the kitchen, Jonny starts cussing a blue streak. "Back that mother fucker up!" "You no driving mother fucker I'll fuckin show you how it's done!"
Mom comes out of the kitchen just livid. "Young man I can't believe you would use that kind of language!!!! You put these toys away and go to bed without dinner!!!"
Jonny stands up and starts walking toward his room. His mom yells "Well aren't you going to clean up this mess?" Jonny says "Eh, fuck it. The night crew'll take care of it!"
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