So when Little Johny gets in, the driver starts trying to be funny and then he makes fun of the kid:
Driver: If your mom was an idiot, what would you be?
Little Johny: Well I would be an idiot sir
Driver: And if your dad was a complete retard, what would you be?
Little Johny: Well I think I would be a retard sir
Driver: And if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a retard?
Little Johny: Well sir then I would be a taxi driver
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