A first-time John went to a whorehouse. He entered a private room, put $50 on the table and dropped his pants.
At the sight of the man's 18-inch penis, the hooker almost fainted.
"Hold on, pal," she said. "I'll lick it, I'll suck it, but you are not sticking that in me."
The man pulled up his pants, picked up his money and said, "Screw you bitch. I can do those things myself."
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