Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house, and says, ''Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!'' Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks, ''What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?'' ''No silly, it's salty!''[Editor's note: Please don't sue me.]
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