Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmatic.
"Why" asks his father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?" and I said "6"
"But thats right!"
"Then she asked me 'how much is 2x3?"
"Whats the fucking difference?"
"Thats what I said!"
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