He is following his grandfather around. His grandfather gets on a big tractor to mow the lawn.
Fascinated, Johnny says, "Wow! Can i try to drive it?"
His granddad replies, "can the tip of your penis touch your asshole?"
Johnny, shocked, says "No..."
"Then you're not old enough"
In taking a break from mowing, he pulls out a cigar and starts to smoke.
"Wow! Can i have a puff?"
"Can the tip of your penis touch your asshole?"
"No..."
"Then you're not old enough"
The old man finishes mowing and goes inside and cracks open a beer.
"Wow! Can i have a sip?
"Can the tip of your penis touch your asshole?"
"No...."
"Then you're not old enough"
Later in the evening, Johnny is sitting in front of the TV eating cookies his grandmother made him. His grandpa comes into the room and says "Wow! Can i have a cookie?"
Johnny stares at him blankly and says, "can the tip of your penis touch your asshole?"
His grandfather smugly says "why as a matterof fact, it can."
Johnny looks up from the TV and says, "Then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!"
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