Little Johnny is in the confessional booth...

...and after he confessed a couple of sins, the priest asks him:

"Isn't there anything else you want to confess, Johnny?"

"Uhm, I don't think so, no."

The priest asks again:

"Are you sure, Johnny? Are you sure you haven't done something like stealing money from the church?"

Little Johnny replies "Sorry Father, I can't hear you very well. What did you just say?"

The priest sighs and goes for it again:

"Johnny, I know you can hear me perfectly, and I know you stole money from the church. Why don't you confess it was you?"

So, Little Johnny says again: "Sorry Father, I can't hear you! This confessional booth doesn't work very well."

The priest argues, "There's nothing wrong with this booth. I can hear you perfectly from this side."

Until Johnny says, "I swear I can't hear you. Do you want to switch places and see it by yourself?"


So Little Johnny and the priest switch places in the confessional booth.

As soon as they sit, Little Johnny asks the priest:

"So, Father, do you have any idea of who's banging my mom while my dad's at work?"

"Holy Mother of God, it's true, I can't hear a damn thing!"