Little Johnny is in Sunday School,

and little Mary Margaret in the front row pipes up, "Sister Jean, what part of our body gets to heaven first?"

And the sister Jean smiles and asks, "Well what do you think, class? What part of your body gets to heaven first?"

Tommy raises his hand, "I think it's your hands, 'cuz that's what you pray with."

"Oh lovely, Thomas." says sister Jean

Then little Mary Margaret chimes in again "I think it's your heart, 'cuz that's where Jesus lives"

Sister Jean clutches her chest, "Beautiful, dear."

But then Johnny shouts, "It's your LEGS!"

Sister Jean looks stunned, "Your legs, John? Why?!"

"Last night I went in my mommy and daddy's room, and mommy was on the bed, with her legs in the air going 'OH GOD, I'M COMING!'"