She says to him, "Little Johnny, we're going to the neighbor's house tonight for dinner to celebrate the birth of their new baby."
"Okay, mommy," he replies.
"Now listen carefully: the baby was born without ears. I don't want you making ear jokes or hearing jokes or anything of the sort. If you do, you'll be grounded for a month!"
"Okay, mommy," Little Johnny says.
They go to the neighbor's house and have a lovely 3-course meal. After dessert is cleared away, they all go into the nursery to see the baby, sleeping soundly in his bassinet.
Little Johnny is peeking up over the side in obvious fascination. The baby's mother smiles down at Johnny and says, "What do you think of the baby, Johnny?"
"Oh, ma'am, that is a beautiful baby! He has such beautiful hands and beautiful feet and beautiful eyes. Does he see okay?"
"He sure does," she says with a bright smile, "The doctor says he's be blessed with perfect 20/20 vision."
"That's good because if he needed glasses, he'd be fucked."
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