Little Johnny.

A little boy named Johnny is very curious and is always full of questions. One day he goes up to his mom, and says, "mommy, how old are you?" and she replies, "honey, it's rude to ask people how old they are." so he goes off, and a couple minutes later, he asks her how much she weighs and gets the same response. So the next day at school Johnny is talking to his friends, and he's complaining about how his mom won't answer any of his questions. One of his firends suggests that he just look at her driver's liscense. When Johnny got home, he excitedly sneaks into his mom's room and takes her driver's liscense. After looking at it, he puts it back and goes to tell his mom what he found out. "mommy mommy! guess what? you're 140 pounds, and your 36 years old." surprised, she asks him how he found all of this out and then he tells her that he looked at her drivers liscense. " Oh and I also found out why daddy divorced you." he says. "and why is that?" she asks. Johnny gets a little closer and whispers into her ear "because you got an F in sex."