...smoking a cigar.
Boy- "Hey grandpa, can i have a puff of that cigar?"
Grandpa- "Can your dick touch your asshole?"
Boy- "No grandpa, its too short."
Grandpa- "Then you can't have any of my cigar.
Later that day, the boy sees his grandpa drinking a beer.
Boy- "Hey grandpa, can i have a sip of your beer?"
Grandpa- "I don't know, can your dick touch your asshole yet?
Boy- "No grandpa, it's still too short.
Grandpa- "Then you can't have any of my beer.
The next day Grandpa sees the kid eating cookies.
Grandpa- "Hey kid, can i have one of those cookies?
Boy- "Can your dick touch your asshole?
The grandpa gets a big smile on his face, nods, and says, "Why yes, yes it can."
The little boy smiles back and says, "Well grandpa, then you can go fuck yourself because Grandma made these cookies for me."
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