Little Boy and his Grandpa

So one day little Elroy was sitting on his grandfather's lap, who happened to be smoking a cigar. Elroy said, "Hey Grandpa can I try taking a puff of your cigar?" The Grandpa said, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Elroy said, "No, it doesn't." The Grandpa responded with "Then I'm sorry, you can't try a puff of my cigar."

The next day little Elroy was sitting on his grandfather's lap while he was drinking a beer. He proceeded to say, "Hey Grandpa can I try a sip of your beer?" Again, the Grandpa said, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" The boy sadly said no.

A couple of days later, little Elroy was sitting on the porch eating cookies when his grandfather came out and said, "Oooh boy do those smell good! Could I have one?" The boy responded with, "Well Grandpa, does your dick touch your asshole?" The Grandpa proudly responded with "Why yes Elroy, it does."

"Then you can go fuck yourself because Grandma made these for me."