Little Johnny was sitting on a bench next to an old man. Little Johnny pulls out a KitKat and eats the whole thing. Then he pulls out a Snickers and eats that aswell. Then little Johnny pulls out a O'hennry and opens it up. The old man says "Hold on little boy, you shouldn't eat all those chocolate bars. Youll get sick and won't live to be my age."
Little Johnny says "How old is that?"
The old man says "84"
litlle Johnny says 'Ya?, well my grandpa is 104!, you wanna know how he got to be that old?"
The old man says "How?"
Little Johnny smiles and says " by minding his own damn business"
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