Once upon a time, a little Asian family moved into America. It was a father and his two children, his daughter Ling and son Ving. They were quite unadjusted to the American lifestyle, but eventually they settled in. One day, Ving told Ling that he didn't like his name anymore because it was weird and he got bullied for it. He wanted to change it to 'Lee' like Bruce Lee. But his sister told him that he can't do it for it'd be blasphemous to his father and his entire warrior ancestry. He couldn't care less and sneaked after school to the town's court, where Ling joined him. At the court, he requested the form where he could provide the information for changing his name and he had his birth certificate and everything along with him too. As he started to write his name into the form, he threw the pen away and broke down, sobbing like never before. His sister went up to him. "I can't do this Ving, I really want to, but father will do horrible things to me, I know it. It's blasphemous." His sister hugs him and requests a cancellation from the court. "I'm sorry ma'am, but cancellation requires a separate fee in and of itself." Just as she reaches into her purse, their dad bursts into the courtroom, with tears in his eyes. "Son, do you really want this?", he asks loudly with tears in his eyes. "Yes dad, but I know it'll be blasphemous to you." His dad hugs him and Ling. "Son, then I've only got one thing to say to you;
"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving.
Hold on to that fee, Ling."
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