Popular music icon Lil Jon had returned home from his world tour to find his electrician finishing up his renovations.
"The place looks great!" Said Lil Jon.
"Thanks," the electrician replied, "But there's one thing I have to show you."
The electrician guided Lil Jon into Lil Jon's personal bar. Strangely, it had only a single light bulb dangling from the ceiling.
"I don't understand," said Lil Jon. "Why did you install this light bulb?"
"This is a special light bulb!" The electrician replied enthusiastically. "In order to help you live a healthier lifestyle, the bulb will become dimmer the more you drink. When it gets too dark to see, you know it's time to call it a night."
Lil Jon was astounded.
"I can't wait to try it out!" he said. So that night, Lil Jon had a party with all his closest family and friends. They laughed and drank and danced the evening away.
Around 11:30 PM, the party guests became tired and some had even begun to go home. But Lil' Jon was not satisfied.
"The party must go on!" he shouted. "Get me another round of shots!"
The lightbulb darkened.
It had turned down four watts.
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