A blonde and a brunette were going to a party.
The brunette was driving and speeding because they were running late.
All of a sudden they hear sirens.
The brunette asked the blonde if the cops were after them.
The blonde replied "yes, no, yes, no, yes..."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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