A pastor is ending up his sermon one Sunday morning when he says, "Ok, now next week I am going to preach a sermon on lying. I want you all to read Mark chapter 17."
The next Sunday the pastor begins his sermon:
"Ok I hope we all had a good weekend. Now, let me see. Who all read Mark chapter 17?"
He waited a few minuets as he watched the entire congregation raise their hands.
"Well, since Mark only has 16 chapters, let me begin my sermon on lying!"
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