Clinton and the Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, �There's one
thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to
look in it until I die.�
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of
her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million
dollars in cash.


When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, �Well, those are
for all the times I've cheated on you.�
Hillary said, �Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a
politician and traveling and all.�
She was about to leave, but then she said, �Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5
million dollars?�
Bill replied, �That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the
cans in.�