One day a man decided that he wanted to leave the mob. He knew this could mean his death if he was caught. As he was walking into his apartment building, he noticed that a door that was usually closed was left ajar. As the man stepped inside the room, he saw three gunmen holding hostage a woman and two children.
They said "we have your family, tell us your bank account information or we will start shooting one by one." The man thought for a moment but refused. Without hesitation, the man holding the woman shot her once in the head. The men again demanded that he hand over the information and he again refused. The man shot the little girl. Finally, they grabbed the son and pleaded "this here is your son, your pride and joy, surely you cannot let him die." The man just looked away silently. The men pulled the trigger and the little boy was dead.
After the third shot, the door slammed open and the police rushed in. They immediately arrested the three gunmen and let the former mobster go. As they were dragging out the gunmen, the ringleader turned around and asked how the man could watch his whole family be killed just for a bank account?
The man replied - "oh, my family is down the hall."
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