Laurie fell for her handsome new dentist

Laurie fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks, and pretty soon had lured him
into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said
sadly, “Laurie, honey, we’ve got to stop seeing each other. Your husband’s bound to get
suspicious.”
“No way, sweetheart, he’s dumb as a post,” she assured him. “Besides, we’ve been
having it off for six months now and he doesn’t suspect a thing.”
“True,” agreed the dentist, “but you’re down to one tooth.”