The winner in this year's $1 million prize in the Pillsbury Bake-Off is a
Cream Cheese Brownie Pie created by Roberta Sonefeld from Hopkins, South
Carolina. This pie is so rich; George W. Bush asked it for a campaign
contribution.
During the Republican primaries, George W. Bush spent his campaign money at a
rate of $200,000 a day and broke Bob Dole's record for most money spent on an
entire presidential campaign. He's spending money so fast; a national
organization of scorned women has made him an honorary ex-wife.
Thousands of people are expected for the 15th annual Burning Man festival this
year in Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. This is the big hippie
festival, where people run around naked, drink and get stoned, or as George W.
Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for president.
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