Laugh jokes

I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P.
Now he down with No P.P.

"GEORGE WILLBORN . CAUGHT UP IN TROUBLE"
It was tough for me, got caught up:
cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town.
What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?

" JAMES HANNAH !SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO "
I think if you go to jail for something you didn't do, you should get credit towards another crime.

LAW SCHOOL FOR NUNS
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A sister-in-law.

SINGLED-CELLED LAWYER
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.

CORPORATE BOOTY CALL... MAIL SLOT
I may have dropped something; I need to feel around in your mail slot.

BLONDE'S STARTING SALARY
A boss tells a blonde applicant,
"I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour.
So when would you like to start?" She replies, "In three months."

MICROSOFT AND A HALTER TOP
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
Both offer very little support!

BURRIED 10 FEET UNDER
Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
Because deep down, they're really not that bad!

LAWYERS STINKIN' UP THE PLACE
Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.