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Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this — I’m a US Congressman!"

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  3. Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this — I’m a US Congressman!"

"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

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