Of a swimmer
Saw four sharks,
Off the coast.
Three he missed,
One almost.
Tight Rope Walker
Used no net,
Knew no fear.
Made mis-step,
Wound up here.
Novice farmer
Here lies Clyde,
Whose life was full.
Until he tried,
To milk a bull.
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