Last winter, George W. Bush

Last winter, George W. Bush wanted to go ice fishing, so after gathering up
all of the equipment, he headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting
comfy on his stool, he started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens, a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, George moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate
and started to cut yet another hole in the ice.
The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time, he was quite scared, so George moved to the far end of the ice and
started another hole.
Once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared, very shook up, "leader of the free world" raised his head and
trembled, ''Is that you, Lord?''
The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''