Last winter Bill Clinton was going for his jog when he noticed "Die Bill
Clinton, Die" written in urine in the snow.
He had the Secret Service analyze this writing.
They said that they had good news and they had bad news.
Bill said, "well give me the good news first."
They said the good news is that it was Al Gores urine.
"What!", he exclaimed, if that is the Good news, then what could be the bad.
They replied "It was Hillary's hand writting."
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