Last night my date asked me, "So, do you have any guilty pleasures? Don't be shy, you can tell me!"
I hesitated for a bit then said, "Well, sometimes when I'm masturbating I like to stick my thumb up my arse. If I'm feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. How about you?"
She replied, "Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel."
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