His friends and family welcome him back and ask him how it was like inside.
He says "It was great, really. They woke us up with traditional music at 9, then we were served a nutritious, freshly prepared breakfast, and green tea. Afterwards, everyone who smoked got free cigarettes. At 10, we had a choice of communal sports or leisure time. From 11 till 1pm, we worked, each one of us according to our abilities and skills. Our supervisors often joked and laughed with us, telling us not to work too hard. Then there was an hour-long lunch break, another 2 hours of work, and in the afternoon we could choose from instructional films or international movies at the camp's own theatre. In the evening there was a wide range of leisure activities to take part in, or you could just spend the time doing what you liked. The camp had an extensive library of books from around the world, and a top notch hospital in case you got sick."
"Strange", his best friend replies. "Jae went to the same camp, and when he returned yesterday, he kept going on about how horrible it all was. The stuff he said gave me nightmares."
"He was complaining about nothing", Kyung replies. "Don't believe him. When I left, he'd already come back in."
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