Know Your Presidents

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?


2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?


3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?


4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?


5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?


6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband - and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?


7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?


8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?


9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?


10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9)?


11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?


12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?


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ANSWERS


1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack? John F. Kennedy


2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant? Bill Clinton


3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office? Lyndon B. Johnson


4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister? Thomas Jefferson


5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"? Bill Clinton


6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband - and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign? Andrew Jackson


7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else? George Washington


8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary? Franklin D. Roosevelt


9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them? Warren G. Harding


10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9)? John F. Kennedy


11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's? Lyndon B. Johnson


12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")? Lyndon B. Johnson