Knock Knock

Who is there?

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Knock Knock

OK SERIOUSLY WHO IS THERE IM GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU DONT OPEN THE DOOR

-Silence-

OKAY WHO IS THERE?

Knock Knock

AHHHHHH IM GONNA GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE NOW. OK ITS IN MY HAND. IM GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR AND STAB YOU TO DEATH, OKAY?

Knock Knock

HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOONE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR, THE DOOR IS KNOCKING ITSELF WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS DOING THIS

Knock Knock

AHHHH IM GONNA CALL THE COPS

Knock Knock

OH GOD PLEASE STOP YES HELLO COPS OH GOD PLEASE COME THERES A CRAZY KNOCK KNOCK GUY OVER HERE WHAT NO I DONT TAKE PILLS OH FUCK THEY HUNG UP ON ME OH SHIT

Knock Knock

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Knock Knock

MAKE IT STOP

Knock Knock

PLEA..PLEASE....

Knock Knock

Oh... go... god... urghghh....

Knock Knock

Im.... dying...

Knock Knock

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Knock Knock

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