Who is there?
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Knock Knock
OK SERIOUSLY WHO IS THERE IM GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU DONT OPEN THE DOOR
-Silence-
OKAY WHO IS THERE?
Knock Knock
AHHHHHH IM GONNA GRAB A KITCHEN KNIFE NOW. OK ITS IN MY HAND. IM GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR AND STAB YOU TO DEATH, OKAY?
Knock Knock
HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOONE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR, THE DOOR IS KNOCKING ITSELF WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS DOING THIS
Knock Knock
AHHHH IM GONNA CALL THE COPS
Knock Knock
OH GOD PLEASE STOP YES HELLO COPS OH GOD PLEASE COME THERES A CRAZY KNOCK KNOCK GUY OVER HERE WHAT NO I DONT TAKE PILLS OH FUCK THEY HUNG UP ON ME OH SHIT
Knock Knock
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Knock Knock
MAKE IT STOP
Knock Knock
PLEA..PLEASE....
Knock Knock
Oh... go... god... urghghh....
Knock Knock
Im.... dying...
Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
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Knock Knock
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