Thought this old joke might be relevant.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Banana.
Banana WHO?
Knock knock.
Who is fucking there?
Banana.
BANANA WHO?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
GOD DAMN IT, BANANA WHO!?
Knock knock.
Oh not this shit again. Who's there?
Orange.
Orange? Okay, orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
YES!

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