Baron Skullcroft had been moseying through a meadow as he is wont to do after smoking a pipe of opium and masturbating onto a pile of writhing lepers.
He had been wondering lately whether he could bring his dear deceased daddy back from the grave by way of dark sorcery. Just then --
A knock knock knock on the 4th wall and Baron von Scullcroft Jr. rose pithily from a dandelion patch and shouted:
"Reader: do be alarmed, should you become engorged of the genitals at any point during this joke"
The Baron then strode down to the brothel where he purchased a package of crackers. The Baron always bought his crackers from the brothel as the slight perfume of smoke and fuck married beautifully with the flavor of the wheat flour.
Later on, at an inn, the Baron came across an orphan boy and threw him a halfpence coin for the effort. After finishing his dinner and wiping his own mouth, he then departed for The Capital where he had been called upon by his father, the Great Archduke Skullcroft Sr. ..... To be continued .....
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