Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon
. . .
Hello?
Knock knock!
Um ... who's there?
Armageddon!!
. . .
Hello?
Knock! Knock!
Um ... who's there?
ARMAGEDDON!
Um ... Armageddon who?
ARMAGEDDON tired out here! Open the GOD-DAMNED door!!
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