A friend of mine walked up to me the other day and proceeded to begin the conversation with this:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama who?
Barack Obama who? Are you kidding me? He's the president! Do you live under a fucking rock?
And then he stormed off. Quite possibly the worst joke that I ever laughed at!
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