Sam and Jim are friends. Sam is fucked up. Sam tells Jim jokes.
Sam: "Why did Suzy fall off the swings?"
Jim: "Aw why"
Sam: "She had no arms."
Jim: "Dude wtf"
Sam: "Knock knock"
Jim: "Who's there?"
Sam: "Not Suzy."
Jim: "Not fucking funny""
Sam: "Knock Knock"
Jim: "Who's there?"
Sam: "This time it's Suzy, but she's got a pretty bad concussion."
Jim: "You sick fuck."
Sam: "Okay. For real this time. Knock knock"
Jim*(reluctantly)*: "Who's there."
Sam: "Dave"
Jim*(at ease)*: "Dave who?"
Sam: "Dave, Suzy's brother? She... She's in the hospital... It's bad... I.. I didn't know who else to go to... Our parents left us and... It's bad... They're saying she won't make the morning... I'm scared... She's.. She's so small... They have all these tubes in her... I..."
Jim: "Fuck. You."
Sam: "Knock knock"
Jim: "......"
Sam: "......"
Jim: ".....who's there."
Sam: "Boo"
Jim: "Boo who?"
Sam: "Hah, pussy."
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