Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife.

More than one...

I'm looking for jokes that have more than one punchline. One option is...

Customer: Why...

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to...

Keeping Track

Found in a heap of recycled files donated to our school was this curiously...

If the next...

Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?

All I Want for Chris

I'll give you a nice long wet kiss To start off our yule tide bliss Then...

When I went to...

So I killed myself.

Zipper joke.

(Heard this today from a nice women, so not mine obviously. Thought itd be...

Stevie Wonder

Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he

If you want to...

Then that's your business.

Where do you put...

On a pun.