A charged particle gets bored with his provincial life and goes on an adventure. After much travelling he encounters a city that is harassed by a dragon. The king offers him his daughter's hand if he can successfully kill the dragon. He manages to do so, but in the dragon's dying moments, its burns his hair off. In embarrassment, he goes and buys a toupee to hide his lack of hair. In doing so, he runs out of money and goes to see the king in his severely burnt clothing.
Upon his return, the king refuses to grant the reward, thinking he is but a beggar from his look, being unable to recognize him underneath the soot and the toupee. However, the princess, who had taken a fancy at the adventurer, recognizes him and exclaims:
"Toupee or not toupee, that is the Quest Ion!"
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