So Kim goes to a cosmetic surgeon to get an ol' nip and tuck of her private parts. Getting rid of useless skin that’s attached to you is the 'in' thing to do these days, you know (no, I’m not talking about Kayne). Of course, she would like everyone involved in the operation to keep the affair highly confidential and asks the doctors and nurses to maintain complete secrecy.
After the procedure, she wakes up in the recovery ward and to her utter shock finds 3 huge bouquets of flowers, apparently from well-wishers.
"Nurse! Get in here immediately!" she demands.
The nurse scurries in and asks how she can assist.
"I expressly asked that no one know about my surgery!" she exclaims. "Who are all these flowers from?!"
"Oh, sorry" explains the nurse. "We were all just so excited to see you here, the team of nurses and doctors just thought it would be nice to offer you some flowers to wish you a speedy recovery."
"Hmmph. And what about the other bunch over there!" she barks as she gestures at the second bouquet.
"Oh, that's from Kanye, he also wishes you well and said he'll be here shortly."
"And what about THAT bunch!" she says as she motions at the third beautiful arrangement.
"Oh, that's from a guy in the burns unit. He'd like to thank the person who donated him his new ears."
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