My father admitted on his deathbed that he was the most successful serial killer of all time.
He killed 100's of people in various ways in countless cities, never leaving a trace.
I asked him, "Why did you do it?"
He replied, "I really wanted to make a killing"
Thanks to u/cabridges from r/WritingPrompts for the insperation
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